February 10, 2009

a dog's world

I imagine that in a dog's world, the dogs have all the rights to limit the number of human beings living in a house to two. They probably also have the rights to engage in competition against human babies, to see who can make the most noise (I don't think we should ever underestimate noise generated by a human baby). They must also have the right to disallow human species below 18 years old onto MRT trains and shopping malls. Any screaming toddlers, spoilt human brats on the streets have to be taken to the SPCA - Society for Perpetually Cow-peh Anak to be fed sedative and be put to sleep for... well, the time being.

Unfortunately, this world, as crappy as it still has potential to be, is not a dog's world.

xxx

Just a sideline... For this Valentine's Day, all I want is for all the radio stations to stop running super lame Valentine's programme. It's damn creepy enough to resurrect Saint V from his grave.

Posted by 杏 cy （Jancy） at 22:26